Well, it’s time for me to work
on the nominees for the worst of television from this previous season. I’ll
have to do some research into this. Before I get much further, I’ll mention two
notes. I then will get to the nominees and the winners (or losers, technically)
will come later. Sorry if there is any of the usual confusion based on when the
awards are set. June of 2016 to May of 2017 can be considered the timeframe of
when these awards take place.
I’ve decided that the award
called worst cliffhanger resolution will be retired and replaced with an award
called worse season premiere. This will always be kept separate from worst
pilot as no new show can be nominated for worst season premiere.
When an actor from Glee died,
I decided not to nominate Glee that year for any awards in this show,
nullifying whatever nominations I had accidently given it already before the
winners were finalized. Since an actor from Training Day has died, you will not
be seeing it in this year’s nominees, despite my distaste for the show. In case
you hated the show too, this is why it is not on the list of awards.
Main awards: Worst season
premiere: NCIS: New Orleans
Worst title: American Gothic, Scream Queens, The
Mick, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Zoo, Mistresses, Black-ish, The Real O’Neals, Life
in Pieces, American Housewife
Worst ending to a TV series: Notorious, Son of
Zorn, BattleBots, Ransom, The Blacklist: Redemption
Worst acting: 2 Broke
Girls, Uncle Buck, Dr. Ken, Last Man Standing, American Gothic, The Odd Couple,
Lucifer, The Carmichael Show
Worst writing: The Great Indoors, The Bachelor,
Mom, Life in Pieces, Scream Queens, The Mick, The 100, No Tomorrow, Star, The
Vampire Diaries, American Gothic, Dr. Ken, Last Man Standing, Late Night with
Seth Meyers, 2 Broke Girls
Worst plot: American Gothic, Mom, Life in Pieces, The
Vampire Diaries, The 100, Dr. Ken, Last Man Standing, 2 Broke Girls, The Real
O’Neals, Criminal Minds, The Odd Couple, Zoo, Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders,
No Tomorrow, The Mick, Star, Lucifer, Scream Queens
The good riddance award: Last Man Standing, Nancy Grace, 2 Broke Girls, Last Man Standing, The Real
O’Neals, The Vampire Diaries, The Odd Couple, Scream Queens, Criminal Minds:
Beyond Borders
Why do people care award: The Real O’Neals, Late Night with
Seth Meyers, Mom, Nancy Grace, Lucifer, 2 Broke Girls, The 100, Black-ish, The
Bachelor
Worst idea for a show: American Gothic, Nancy Grace, Mistresses, Dr.
Ken, Last Man Standing, The Real O’Neals, 2 Broke Girls, Zoo, Mom, Criminal
Minds, Life in Pieces, The Mick, Star, Scream Queens, Criminal Minds: Beyond
Borders
Biggest waste of time: Late Night with Seth Meyers, Last Man Standing,
The Vampire Diaries, The 100, American Dad
Most forgettable: American Gothic,
Star, Black-ish, The Odd Couple, The Great Indoors, Zoo, Life in Pieces, The
Real O’Neals, Dr. Ken, 2 Broke Girls
Bonehead decision of the season: The
Great Indoors
Worst pilot: No Tomorrow, Man with a Plan, The Great Indoors,
Star
Worst drama show: Zoo, Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders, Aquarius, Scream
Queens, Lucifer, The Vampire Diaries, Criminal Minds, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Star,
American Gothic
Worst comedy show: The Real O’Neals, Superior Donuts, The
Great Indoors, Dr. Ken, Last Man Standing, Uncle Buck, Black-ish, 2 Broke
Girls, Man with a Plan, The Odd Couple, Mom, Life in Pieces, The Mick,
Superstore
Worst new show: No Tomorrow, The Mick, Superior Donuts, Man with a
Plan, The Great Indoors, American Gothic, Star
Why is it still on award: Zoo,
Life in Pieces, Mom, Superior Donuts, Man with a Plan, The 100, Crazy
Ex-Girlfriend, Star, The Mick, Lucifer, America’s Funniest Home Videos, The
Mick, Criminal Minds, The Bachelor, Black-ish
Most overrated show: Mom, The
Americans, Black-ish, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, 2 Broke Girls
Weakest Characters: 2
Broke Girls, Dr. Ken, The Great Indoors, The Real O’Neals, Black-ish, Mom, Life
in Pieces, Zoo, Man with a Plan, Superior Donuts, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Lucifer,
Scream Queens, Taken, American Gothic, Star
Worst reason to cancel a good show: The Great Indoors
Why was it created award: Star, 2 Broke Girls, Zoo,
American Gothic, Last Man Standing, Dr. Ken, The Great Indoors, Man with a
Plan, Superior Donuts, Black-ish, Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders, Mom, Life in
Pieces, America’s Funniest Home Videos, Scream Queens, The Odd Couple, Criminal
Minds, No Tomorrow, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Lucifer, The Mick, Nancy Grace
What
were they thinking award: Star, The Mick, Scream Queens, Lucifer, Mistresses,
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Zoo, Mom, Life in Pieces, The Odd Couple, Criminal Minds:
Beyond Borders, American Gothic
Why do people like it award: Nancy Grace,
Last Man Standing, 2 Broke Girls
Worst retooling of a show: NCIS: New Orleans
Jumped the shark award: Family Guy
Most obvious cancellation: Secrets and
Lies, The Odd Couple, No Tomorrow, Scream Queens
What’s it about award: Star,
Scream Queens, American Gothic
Time to stop watching award: no nominees
They’ve stopped caring award: The 100
Most average show award: Man with a
Plan, Superior Donuts, Secrets and Lies, Superstore, The Great Indoors
That’s
actually a show award: Star, Scream Queens, Lucifer
Not worth a second
viewing award: Scream Queens, American Gothic, The Real O’Neals, Secrets &
Lies, Star, Superior Donuts, The Great Indoors, Man with a Plan
Weirdest show: Star, Scream Queens, Lucifer
Worst show on FOX: Star, Lucifer, Scream Queens,
The Mick
Worst show on ABC: Mistresses, Uncle Buck, Dr. Ken, Secrets &
Lies, Last Man Standing, When We Rise, America’s Funniest Home Videos, The Real
O’Neals
Worst show on CBS: American Gothic, 2 Broke Girls, Criminal Minds,
Life in Pieces, The Odd Couple, Mom, Life in Pieces, Zoo, Criminal Minds:
Beyond Borders
Worst show on NBC: Caught on Camera with Nick Cannon, Late
Night with Seth Meyers, Last Call with Carson Daily
Worst show on the CW: No
Tomorrow, The Vampire Diaries, The 100
Worst show on every other network: Nancy Grace, American Dad, The Americans
Worst syndicated show: The Wendy
Williams Show, The Jerry Springer Show, Maury, Inside Edition
Worst show on
television nominees: pending
Other awards
Worst story arc: Flashpoint from The Flash, April’s pregnancy from Chicago Med, the season’s
ending arc from NCIS: New Orleans, the irrelevant baby on The Big Bang Theory,
Jane’s fling from Jane the Virgin
Worst plot twist: Brody quits from NCIS:
New Orleans, The person Hook killed on Once Upon a Time, The flipping on the
proposal from The Flash, Ichabod selling his soul on Sleepy Hollow, killing
Michael on Jane the Virgin
Worst new character: Paulie from Big Brother
Biggest moron: Paulie from Big Brother, Taylor from Survivor, Jane’s fling from
Jane the Virgin
Most hated character: Paulie from Big Brother
Worst
character transformation: Bishop the killer on NCIS, Pride the revenge seeker
from NCIS: New Orleans, Jeff Varner on Survivor
Most overrated character: no
nominees
Most obvious twist: Reynold turns on the heroes on Grimm
The
underdeveloped character award: Shinwell from Elementary
Why are they still
alive award: Fish Mooney from Gotham
Most worthless death: Shinwell from
Elementary
Most accepted death: no nominees
WTF death: Riana from
Nashville, Anna Popplewell’s character from Reign, Sam’s wife from NCIS: Los
Angeles, Michael from Jane the Virgin
Most useless character: Taylor from
Survivor
Worst Villain: Malcolm from Sleepy Hollow, Lucifer Morningstar from Lucifer,
the dominators from Arrowverse
Dumbest scheduling choice: CBS putting Ransom
on Saturday
Worst episode yet: The Tinder episode from Family Guy
Worst
episode this season: All Hail Son of Zorn from Son of Zorn, Ua Malo’o Ka Wai
from Hawaii Five-0, The Tinder episode from Family Guy
Episode not worth a
rewatch award: All Hail Son of Zorn from Son of Zorn, Whitehall: Conclusion
from The Blacklist: Redemption, The Tinder episode from Family Guy
Dumbest
character departure: Meredith Brody on NCIS: New Orleans, Michael from Jane the
Virgin, Sam’s wife on NCIS: Los Angeles
Weirdest plot choice: The
manufactured romance between Percy and Chris on NCIS: New Orleans, Trapping
Gail in an elevator on The Last Man on Earth, The Flash creating Flashpoint on
The Flash, Jane having sex on Jane the Virgin, Bruce Wayne already becoming
Batman on Gotham, recycling villains on Legends of Tomorrow, The framework
seemingly recreating the movie The Matrix from Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Worst romance: Nick and Adeline from Grimm, the two leads on The Catch, Percy
and Chris from NCIS: New Orleans, Jane’s fling on Jane the Virgin
Worst
commercial: Shake and Steak’s Happy Hour, Huggie’s pull-up’s time to potty
everyone, Hydro’s razor with boobies commercial, Ford Truck Month, Sheba commercial where the
guy gets distracted by the wrong pussy
Worst season yet: NCIS: New Orleans
season 3
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