Award Show Drinking Game

This is an idea for a drinking game to play when watching an award show. Remember that drinking games may not be safe so play at your own risk and do not play if you know it will cause you problems. I take no responsibility for personal harm by someone else choosing to play this game. Here's the game: drink every time someone cries, drink every time there’s a live goof, drink every time the music cuts off the person giving the speech, drink every time someone said that they weren’t expecting to win, finish your drink if it ends at the right time, take a shot for each minute it is over, drink every time a winner is somehow unprepared for their award such as lacking a speech or doing crazy things during that speech, drink every time someone announces someone else to come on stage or drink every time a presenter comes to the stage