Thursday, September 5, 2013

Last Post before 2013-2014 season

This will be my last post before the 2013-2014 season, but there will be some information about the upcoming season in the form of cancellation predictions for this season. I will list the winners of the various categories for worst show on television as well as cancelled shows I forgot to mention before from this season. Expect more information soon on the upcoming season and hopefully I will post the Tuesday and Thursday TV show reviews. Unfortunately, since some shows I reviewed on that time I haven't posted to the times I have posted, I can't seem to post them yet at this time. Maybe I'll include a random list of the shows I haven't reviewed yet on this blog, but I will post any shows that end at the end of the season.


 

Golden Huckleberry Awards (for the worst TV shows)


 

First of all, I need to clarify something. Since one of the stars of Glee died, I consider it in bad taste to include Glee in the worst shows nominations. I should have realized that before I posted them. But Glee fans will be happy to know that I consider the nominations for that show to be null and void and thus Glee wins nothing in the bad show awards this year. I might watch it again if I have time to see if it retools well. If not, then expect it back next year. Also, I consider Arrested Development to be one of if not the most overrated show on television. If I named any as nominees this year, I was wrong. But expect to see it next year on the worst shows list. Sorry if that offends anyone, but I really don't understand why people like that show. I know that the Emmy awards nominated it, but I consider it to be a part of the next season. Anyways, without further ado, the winners of the Huckleberry Awards this season plus the nominees for worst show on television. I will also include an over prediction of TV shows that I think will get cancelled this season. Also included outside of the worst list is my pick for the best show on television in the year of 2012. If that's confusing, I'll post it again later in a different blog post. You may notice me hating on a particular show, but I always do that due to the tendency of short-lived shows to be shit and this being my only chance to nominate it and thus let it win the award. Also, I'm going to post some cancelled shows from the most recent season that I forget about or neglected to put on the list. For future bad TV show awards, I'm going to add an award for worst retooling of a show for future lists because I don't know why I forgot to include that before.


 

2012-2013 Winners (or losers) and worst show on television nominees


 

Worst cliffhanger resolution (no nominees)


 

Worst ending to a TV series (no nominees)


 

Worst acting (Ben and Kate)


 

Worst writing (The Office)


 

Worst plot (The Office)


 

The good riddance award (The Office)


 

Why do people care award (The Office)


 

Worst idea for a show (Oh Sit)


 

Biggest waste of time (The Vampire Diaries)


 

Most forgettable (Ben and Kate)


 

Bonehead decision of the season (The LA Complex)


 

Worst pilot (Last Resort)


 

Worst drama show (The LA Complex)


 

Worst comedy show (The Office)


 

Worst new show (Partners)


 

Why is it still on award (America's Funniest Home Videos)


 

Most overrated show (The Office)


 

Weakest Characters (The Office)


 

Worst Reason to Cancel a Good Show (Vegas)


 

Why was it created award (Ben and Kate)


 

What were they thinking award (The Job)


 

Why do people like it award (The Office)


 

Jumped the shark award (The Simpsons)


 

What's it about award (Partners)


 


 

Worst show on FOX (Ben and Kate)


 

Worst show on ABC (Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23)


 

Worst show on CBS (The Job)


 

Worst show on NBC (The Office)


 

Worst show on the CW (The LA Complex)


 

Worst show on every other network (Jerry Shore)


 

Worst syndicated show (The Jerry Springer Show)


 

Worst show on television (Ben and Kate, Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23, The Job, The Office, The LA Complex, Jerry Shore, The Jerry Springer Show)


 

And finally a good award


 

Best show on television winner for 2012: (Touch)

Other cancelled shows


 

Friend Me- This show never aired on television and got cancelled due to the creator of the show committing suicide. I previously reported it in limbo, but I guess it isn't anymore.


 

Mobbed- A hidden camera show starring Howie Mendel got cancelled. This is good and bad news for those who hate hidden camera shows because he will probably get another one now that this is over because Howie Mendel loves to do hidden camera shows.


 

Surprise with Jenny McCarthy- This would have been a show that starred the actress. It was cancelled before it aired. The bad news is that we still have to see her on The View while she continues to unknowingly (or even worse, knowingly) spread blatant lies about the cause of autism. I have rants about it if you want. You can read my twitter feed. Let's just say that I don't understand how something you get after you're born can cause something you get before you're born by something that was commonplace long after autism first existed based on something that many neurotypical people get and never develop into something like autism based on the fact that it's a risk worth taking if that's the very worst thing that can happen. Actually, I don't have to post my rant now, provided you understood that run-on sentence of mine.


 

The Glass House- This Big Brother rip-off got cancelled simply because it was low rated.


 

Fashion Star- This was cancelled pretty late, but I don't think that it will air in future seasons. I didn't really understand any of it and neither did the local TV reviewer in my area.


 

Next Caller- This would have been a Dane Cook comedy, but due to creative differences, they cancelled it before it ever aired.


 

Final Witness- This weird mix of true crime drama and reenactments involving the dead people in question was cancelled probably due to lack of viewership.


 

Save Me- I'll explain more about this show in the cancellation for next season where it probably should belong.


 

Betty White's Off Their Rockers- This hidden camera show about old people pulling pranks on low people was pretty strange. I understand why it didn't work.


 

Brooklyn DA- I could never really get into this TV show on CBS. It was a documentary type show and was too lame to continue.


 

The Catalina- This show apparently aired and it was cancelled because no one noticed.


 

The Choice- Another obscure show that aired that few people knew of.


 

Dogs in the City- A reality show that must have been as lame as the title.


 

Duets- Yet another failure of the ABC summer.


 

The Goodwin Games- I also think that this should be considered for next season and not this one but some consider it 2012-2013 and not 2013-2014.


 

In Living Color- This is barely worthy of the list. There were plans of a remake of the series, but now there aren't.


 

Secret Millionaire- This ABC reality show that seems very similar to Undercover Boss is supposedly cancelled despite still airing on TV this summer.


 

Stars Earn Stripes- I don't know what it was about. It was lowly rated and people hated it. So I guess nobody really cares that it was cancelled.


 

Take Me Out- Never heard of it? That might explain its cancellation.


 

Cancellation Predictions


 

Here are my predictions for the shows that will cancel or otherwise end this season. I will overestimate as I firmly believe that a lot of them will not be cancelled, I'm just listing them here anyways. I am only one person and my opinion doesn't matter that much anyways. So once again, I don't think that all of them will get cancelled; I just think that I'll list any with a shot. I'm probably not mentioning all that will get cancelled anyways and I don't firmly believe that I'm right with all of it.


 

Community- It's always a bad sign with the fans of the show don't like it anymore and I don't see it lasting as long as others may want. It might be saved by the fact that the original head writer is back now and the last season might have all just been a dream.


 

Parenthood- This is more of a toss-up but it can't be lowly rated and still around forever.


 

Revolution- They are messing with the format and that doesn't work out to well.


 

Sean Saves the World- Uninteresting new show.


 

Welcome to the Family- This sounds way too complicated to work. Besides a pregnancy starting a show is typically the sign of a one season show.


 

Dracula- We are coming to the point where we are or should be over vampires. Plus, they tend to be too soapy anyways and that's off-putting to some people.


 

Ironside- This sounds like a lame idea.


 

Crisis- This doesn't sound like a long term idea.


 

Crossbones- People are over pirates. You shouldn't attempt to milk off of it anymore.


 

Blue Bloods- You can't live well on Friday nights forever.


 

CSI- I sense bad things for the franchise and unless it stays popular and even gets another spin-off, its time will come soon enough.


 

The Good Wife- You're on at a bad time and people won't watch that.


 

Hawaii Five-O- Friday nights never look good, unless there's a last minute schedule change.


 

How I Met Your Mother- I like it, but the news is official that this season is in fact the last one for it. You can't reveal the mother and expect the show to continue regardless.


 

The Mentalist- It occupies the most hated CBS timeslot and I don't think that's good. Also, it is getting closer to revealing Red John and that will probably end the show.


 

Two and a Half Men- I don't know if the ratings are still good or not. It has a lot of haters and lost a lot of fans in retooling. If another retooling doesn't turn out well, this is going to end.


 

Undercover Boss- They are going to run out of companies soon enough and they aren't going to keep viewers that long when every episode is so similar. While non-scripted shows typically do great on Friday nights (I have no idea when it will air this coming season), it aired an episode that turned me off to the show and I want it cancelled now. So my newfound hatred for it might be the only reason I'm putting it here on the list.


 

The Crazy Ones- Stars don't always make a show. Single camera comedies are a rarity on CBS and I'm not sure if that counts against it or not. So, I'd have to wait to see it to know for sure. I'd have to guess that it probably will survive, but I still have it here regardless.


 

The Millers- It doesn't have any big names (sorry Will Arnet) attached to it and the promos make it look stupid. I'm willing to be proven wrong.


 

Mom- Let's face it, CBS has very few successful comedies and I don't this will be one of them. At least it has a big name attached to it.


 

We Are Men- Yet another strange and bad looking series in CBS's new attempts at comedies.


 

Friends with Better Lives- It's a midseason replacement on CBS and that never really turns out that well. Since it is a comedy, it might prove otherwise especially since their old fill in the gap show (Rules of Engagement) is no longer on.


 

Hostages- Once again this doesn't look long term (they are even calling it a short run series) and it will only return if it does well enough. Besides, it looks like the promos are giving away too much of the show.


 

Intelligence- This might last since it is taking over a short term shows slots, but recent memory serves that a midseason replacement on CBS gets cancelled.


 

Reckless- Geez, Adam! You have EVERY new CBS show on the list to get cancelled? This is why I think that most of my predictions will turn out false. But maybe the CBS curse won't live on, but I have the feeling that this midseason replacement will get cancelled like they all do.


 

Castle- The show has changed too much by messing with an already successful format.


 

Grey's Anatomy- Everyone is getting tired of this show.


 

Last Man Standing- Whether you loved this or hated it at the beginning, it isn't doing that good now and most fans aren't still watching.


 

The Neighbors- People don't like this show that much and if ratings are still bad, it won't last.


 

The Taste- This show sounds dumb and I doubt it will last that long.


 

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.- Let's face it, a lot of people don't want this show to last a short amount of time. This sounds like something that would work better as a movie. I also love Joss Whedon but ALL of his shows has gotten cancelled at some point. If this show is bad, which I doubt, it might last a long time, but good sci-fi is hard to come by that long on network television. This show gets the vibe of being too great for television or the type of thing that should be a movie instead of a TV show.


 

Lucky 7- What's the point of this show? I don't get it.


 

Resurrection- Supernatural type of shows (which are NOT science fiction, by the way) don't tend to do that well or last that long.


 

Killer Women- Apparently the show is the opposite of the title, but I think that every show with a bad title is typically cancelled.


 

Mind Games- Once again, the sci-fi problem comes up.


 

Back in the Game- This sounds like too common an idea for a sitcom and the promos make it look bad, which is never a good sign.


 

Trophy Wife- Bad title equals cancellation.


 

Mixology- If you've read the premise for this show, you'll understand why I don't think it has a long term plan in mind.


 

The Quest- I think this sounds like a great show idea, but I have the feeling that like most reality shows, it won't last long.


 

Bones- Many people hate the show now and its time on television may have run dry.


 

Glee- The network isn't that into the show anymore following a star's death and the idea that you should end on a high note. But it might be renewed already for another season and it being on this list is pointless.


 

Dads- FOX live action comedies are typically lame and short lived. In fact, I should have more FOX shows on this list than I do.


 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine- While the show looks good enough to watch, it has a veiled premise and the worst kind of title you can come up with.


 

Enlisted- This sounds incredibly lame.


 

Surviving Jack- It hasn't aired yet and already people hate it.


 

Murder Police- See bad title rule.


 

Almost Human- Once again, science fiction never does well on network TV.


 

Rake- Did you know this was a legal drama? Once again, if it has a bad title, it will get the axe.


 

Gang Related- Bad title again.


 

Junior Masterchef- Can a foul-mouthed cook work well with kids? I doubt it. Besides, he already has three or four other shows on this network and doesn't need any more.


 

24: Live Another Day- The show ended and coming bad doesn't sound long term.


 

Beauty and the Beast- Enough people hate it and the show doesn't sound that good.


 

The Carrie Diaries- Do we really need this type of smut on television? Not only do I hate the idea of it, but I don't think it has that great ratings anyways.


 

Reign- This sounds too old fashioned to work. That's probably why Vegas failed and that was actually during some living people's lifetime.


 

Star-Crossed- It doesn't sound that much of a long term idea.


 

The 100- Science fiction doesn't turn out that well.


 

The Michael J Fox Show- The network made a risky choice by ordering a lot of episodes without a pilot being made. Because of that risk, I feel that this may fail.


 

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland- A lot of people hate the book and unless this has more of a link to the current show (which I don't think it does) then I'm not certain it will work long term.


 

The Goldbergs- I really don't think that people like nostalgia like this and the promos make it look really bad.


 

Consider this the end for now. Expect more posts as always.

Friday, July 19, 2013

Cancelled Shows and More

Sorry that this took so long to actually publish. I have included the cancelled shows in the 2012-2013 television season as well as the winner of the Silver Globe Awards and the nominees for the Golden Huckleberry Awards. I hope that you enjoy this.


 

Cancelled Shows this season


 

30 Rock: Noteworthiness- Tina Fey created the show based in part by her experiences on Saturday Night Live. Why I've seen it- Genuine interest in the show considering all the buzz it was getting. Description- I don't know how to describe it except a group of people who work on a show and the comedy that happens behind the scenes. Notable People- Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, and Tracy Morgan, all known from Saturday Night Live and other works, all work on this show. Alec was never a cast member of SNL like Tina and Tracy, but he has hosted the show more than anyone else. Others might be present. Pros- An interesting comedy with recognizable people. Cons- Other good shows tend to be on at the same time. It can be hard to understand sometimes. Recommendation- Take it or leave it. Cancellation Reasons: Decline ratings plus a late season start last season. The final season was shortened and it left the airwaves early. Grade: B+. Buy the DVDs if you can.


 

Made in Jersey: Description- A courtroom drama about a lawyer from New Jersey working in Manhattan. It was the first of the season to get cancelled. I never saw it. Cancellation Reasons- See CBS curse, an earlier blog post on more information about why it failed. Also, it had horribly low ratings and was on Friday nights. Grade: none


 

Emily Owens MD: Description- A quirky new CW show about a neurotic doctor that is a mixture of both comedy and drama. The main part of this show is that even though high school is over, it can continue in your new job. Why I've seen it- Interest in finding some sort of medical drama to watch as well as thinking that show might be good. Notable People- Mamie Gummer is the main character and the daughter of Meryl Streep. Pros- I think it is great for everyone who hates school. I also think that it has a great place on a network that normally goes under the radar. Cons- Sex comes up too much, as usual in primetime shows. Cancellation Reasons-It is too good and had low ratings. Grade: A+. I doubt that they'll release it to DVD, but if they do, you might like it. There's just a bit of a cliffhanger ending at the end you might be concerned about.


 

Last Resort: Noteworthiness- This is another attempt by ABC to not waste the set of Lost by using it for another show. The first was Off the Map. Description- This ABC drama is about treason and how it affects the country they were from and the country they turn to for help. Why I've seen it- Nothing else was on and I was interested in the show. Pros- This is a unique concept that doesn't typically happen on television. Cons- It was hard to tell what the overall plot was or where they were going with this. It seemed overall dull and a waste of time. It moves too slowly to make sense or gather a following. In fact, it seems like ABC only would have created this show so that the set from Lost wouldn't be wasted and they could do more shows with it. Cancellation Reasons- Low viewership among other things. Grade: D. Not sure if they are/have released the DVDs. Not sure if you should buy them anyways. It depends on if your views are the same as mine about it.


 

Partners: Description- If I understand this correctly, it has two roommates, once gay and one straight, as well as the people they are romantically involved with. Why I've seen it- Good lead-in. Notable People- It is by the creators of Will and Grace, which I've barely seen. Pros- This show is kind of interesting. It has its moments and isn't that bad. Cons- based on the episode I saw, it was very lame. I wouldn't give it that good a score. Cancellation Reasons- It was incredibly lame and nobody was interested in it. It actually lasted longer than it should have due to issues with the other planned comedy, Friend Me. Grade: C+. I do not think that you should buy it on DVD since it probably won't be released anyways.


 

Ben and Kate: Description- This show is about a brother and sister in a strange blended family. Why I've seen it- Good lead-in. Pros- Critics liked it. Cons- It seemed both poorly written and poorly acted. I don't even quite know what it is about. Cancellation Reasons- Nobody watched it and it wasn't very good. Grade: F. I doubt it will be released to DVD, but if it is, don't bother with it.


 

The Office: Description- A "documentary" team shows the adventures of people at an office. It is the American version of a British show. Why I've seen it- I wanted to see what all the buzz was about. Pros- A lot of people like this show. It is on the top TV shows list on www.imbd.com. The critics like it. Cons- I don't know why people like this show. It isn't funny like it's supposed to be. I don't laugh when I watch it. Recommendation- Skip this show. It isn't good. Cancellation Reasons: The main character left and the whole ratings were declining anyways. I guess that people finally had enough of this crap. Grade: D-. Don't buy the DVDs, unless you want to waste your well earned money. Similar Shows: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation.


 

Futurama: Description- In this animated comedy, a man from the present is frozen a thousand years into the future and we see his and his friends' antics in the future. Why I've seen it- I honestly forget how I got into it the first time. I might have watched it because it was an animated FOX comedy and I'm typically into that sort of thing. Noteworthiness- It started life on FOX and was then cancelled. After a while, it got some straight to DVD movies before finally returning to television on Comedy Central. Every episode of it has a commentary on DVD, something no other show has. It has also had more series finales than any other show because of its uncertain future. Notable People- Matt Groening, a comic strip and comic book writer as well as the creator of The Simpsons is the creator of this show. Katey Segal from Married with Children, 8 Simple Rules, and Sons of Anarchy is one of the voice actors. Pros- It is quite funny and unique. It is one of the most quotable TV shows. A lot of people like this show. Cons- There is a lot of sex present in the show as usual. It is more of a cult show and thus not as interesting to those outside of the cult. Recommendation- I like and I think that everyone else should watch it. Cancellation Reasons- Low ratings, I guess. Also, a lot of people thought that the newer episodes were inferior to the old ones, which they weren't. Grade: A. If you can't buy the DVDs for yourself, you should still borrow them from a friend or brother to watch sometime. Similar Shows: The Simpsons, Family Guy.


 

The Jeff Probst Show: Description- Jeff Probst hosts a talk show full of human interest stories. Why I've seen it- Since I'm a big Survivor fan, I figured that I'd watch the same host from that show hosting this show. Notable People- Jeff Probst, the host of Survivor, is the host of this talk show, as is kind of obvious by the name of the show. Pros- He rarely does anything related to Survivor so it isn't obvious as to what will happen. He includes his audience members in his show sometimes and keeps things interesting by not always having the same format. The everyday person is included as well as the famous ones. Cons- Since there aren't always celebrities, it isn't always that interesting. Maybe he should have included more about Survivor on his show like post-boot interviews in order to keep things interesting for everyone. A lot of the show just seemed like filler that should have had more important stuff in it. Recommendation- I'd say that you should watch it if it fits in your schedule, but since it isn't on the schedule anymore, I can't quite say that now can I? Cancellation Reasons- Low ratings as well as an otherwise uninteresting format sometimes. Grade: B. Talk shows aren't released to DVD.


 

Smash: Why I've seen it- It sounded interesting and the critics (or critic where I live) love it. Plus, I was looking for a musical TV show since I'm otherwise uninterested in Glee. Noteworthiness- It is a musical drama, one of currently only two. Description- It is the behind the scenes look at the making of a Broadway play. Pros- This is a good idea and an alternative to Glee, if you need one. The songs are actually original. Cons- It is a rip-off of High School Musical (the movie), like Glee is. The morals are bad. Recommendation- I think that it is good enough to watch, but not important enough to watch all the time. Cancellation Reasons- Being a midseason replacement more than one didn't help it and NBC airing new episodes on Saturday was pretty much the nail in the coffin. Grade: B-. I don't know whether you should buy the DVDs or not. There is one at least. Similar Show: Glee.


 

Body of Proof: Description- A medical examiner helps solve murders with the help of others. Why I've seen it- Genuine interest in the show plus a gap in my viewing schedule. Notable People- Dana Delany from Desperate Housewives is in the show. Pros- You normally don't see this type of drama on television. It is different from the usual type of murder mystery show. Cons- It was probably a tad too dark and at times overdramatic. Recommendation- I like it and think that it was a good show to watch, although it has a lot of haters. Cancellation Reasons- The cast was changed in retooling. The ratings had been low for awhile, yet it kept avoiding cancellation. Plus there were all the haters that probably got in cancelled too. Grade: A-. If you aren't one of the haters, then you should buy the DVDs that exist.


 

Happy Endings: Description- I know what the original focus of the show was about, but I do not know what it is about now. People compare it to Friends which is the best way of saying what it is now. Notable People- Casey Wilson from Saturday Night Live is a cast member. So is Damon Wayans Jr. Why I've seen it- Good lead-in plus general interest in the show. Pros- Unlike most second halves of a comedy slot, this is something I don't mind watching. It can be quite entertaining. Cons- It is hard to tell what the show is about. It can be pretty weird. Recommendation- You might as well watch it unless something better is on. Cancellation Reasons- People stopped watching and the show got isolated by itself to Fridays. Grade: B+. I like it so maybe you should buy the DVDs. Similar Shows: How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory.


 

CSI: New York: Noteworthiness- It is the third addition to the CSI franchise and the only one to not have a spin-off. It was a direct spin-off of CSI: Miami. Why I've seen it- Regularly watched CSI: Miami and decided to watch this as well. Description- A team of Crime Scene Investigators in New York City helps solve crimes. Pros- It is a different CSI if you don't like the other two. The cast from this show has changed the least. Cons- Like the other two, women aren't represented well in it. The plots can be dark. A lot of shows exist already like it. Recommendation- Take it or leave it. Cancellation Reasons- With another CSI on CBS, it's likely that they'd keep at least it and not need this one anymore. The Friday night time slot didn't help. It didn't have a full season which is normally a death sentence for a show on this network. Also, it had low ratings. Grade: C. If you like crime dramas, then you should get the DVDs. Similar Shows: CSI, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist.


 

Vegas: Description- This is about a famous sheriff from Las Vegas. It is a historical drama with period crimes, outfits, and anything else. Why I've seen it- Personal promise to watch every new show on the CBS television network. Notable People- Cursed actor Jason O'Mara from various cancelled shows is on this show. So are other actors whose names I can't spell. Pros- Not the same as every other show. Cons- When I saw it, I didn't understand how it was the most watched new drama. Was CBS lying about its ratings like all networks typically do about every new show? (Think for the last time that you saw a new show that wasn't promoted as a hit. I don't think that they've EVER done this.) To me, it seemed dull. They could have easily made this a present day drama without having to have all the constant changes that they have to make in order to make it seem like the past. I was unimpressed. If I knew who these people were, then maybe I would like it. But I have no reason to tune into this in the future. Cancelation Reasons- I think I pretty much summed it up in the cons section. Plus, nobody really liked it. Grade: D. Don't buy the DVDs that probably won't be released.


 

Go On: Description- This NBC comedy is about a man played by Matthew Perry who joins a support group dealing with loss in life. Why I've seen it- I thought that it might be good. Notable People- Matthew Perry from Friends is the main character. There's a least one other person whose name I can't remember. Pros- It is actually quite humorous given its rather grim concept. I think that this show is good. Cons- It had typical inappropriate material that typically appears in every TV show. Cancellation Reasons- Low ratings are pretty much all I can think of. Grade: B+. If they do release it to DVD, you might like it. Then again, you might not because if people liked it, then it wouldn't have gotten cancelled.


 

Golden Boy: Description- A man seeks to become the youngest police commissioner in New York's history. This shows his quest to do it. Why I've seen it- I watch every CBS show if I can find the time to do it. Pros- It is pretty similar to every other crime drama, so you know what to expect. Cons- It is boring and generally uninteresting. Recommendation- Don't bother watching it. No one else has. It just seems dull. Cancellation Reasons- It was dead on arrival being a midseason replacement drama on CBS. If you can remember that last one that was a success on this network, let me know because I can't remember. Was it The Unit? Grade: C-. Don't buy the DVDs that might not be released.


 

Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23: Description- Advertised as the next odd couple, the show is about two women who are now roommates where one is a real, well, bitch. Why I've seen it- I don't remember why I watched it, but it was probably because nothing good was on. Pros- It got a well deserved cancellation. Cons- It aired on television. It is awfully immoral and pretty much stupid. It has a horrible title. Recommendation- I'd say not to watch it, but I have the feeling that you already took that advice. Cancellation Reasons- It should have had a better title and the time it premiered on the network makes it surprising that there was a second season. Grade: F. If there are DVDs, which I doubt, don't waste your money.


 

Up All Night: Description- The adventures of a married couple who recently became parents and their friends. Why I've seen it- I thought that it might be good and I had free time to watch it when it was on. Notable People- Will Arnet, the estranged husband of Amy Poehler, was on the show. Maya Rudolph, formerly from SNL was also on it. Christina Applegate, from various shows, was on it as well. Pros- It isn't your typical comedy. It can be quite humorous sometimes. Cons- There isn't much to the show. Recommendation- I like it and thought that it was pretty good. Cancellation Reasons- Due mostly to low ratings, the problems from there only got worse. A proposed retooling of the show was going to happen, but the episodes were never made because of problems like an actress walking off set, another one getting pregnant, and another actor was in a pilot. Grade: B-. I'm not sure if there are DVDs and I'm not sure if you should be them. Similar Show: Raising Hope.


 

The New Normal: Description- A woman volunteers to be a surrogate mother for a gay couple. Why I've seen it- I'm thinking that it had a good lead-in and nothing else was on. Notable People- Ryan Murphy helps do the show. Pros- Not many shows are like it. It helps makes gays look good. Cons- It is boring and otherwise uninteresting. It isn't that funny and doesn't seem that good. Recommendation- I wouldn't watch it, but you can't anymore anyways. Cancellation Reasons- Few people cared about it or the show on before it. Grade: D+. Don't buy DVDs.


 

How to Live with Your Parents (for the Rest of Your Life): Description- A recently divorced mother moves back in with her parents. Why I've seen it- I thought it might be good and I figured that nothing else was on. Noteworthiness- It just might be the TV show with the longest title ever. Notable People- Sarah Chalke from Scrubs and other shows is on the show. Brad Garrett, known mostly for being a voice actor as well as a cast member from Everybody Loves Raymond is also on the show. There might be more, but I don't know who they are. Pros- It has its moments of humor. Cons- Not much interesting happens in it. It is unrealistic. Recommendation- Take it or leave it. Cancellation Reasons- The critics hated it and the viewers felt the same way as well. Grade: C. I doubt that they would release this, but if they do, I wouldn't buy it unless you were more impressed with it than I is.


 

Malibu Country: Description- A woman gets divorced due to a cheating husband and moves her family to Malibu. Why I've seen it- Nothing else was on at the time. Notable People- Reba Macintyre, a singer/actress, is the main character. Pros- It's a well used concept so you know what you are getting into. Cons- It is pretty much a rip-off of Reba, a much better version of this show. This doesn't seem any different or better. Recommendation- Toss-up. Cancellation Reasons- No one cared. Grade: B-. I'm not sure if you should buy DVDs that will probably not come out.


 

1600 Penn: Description- This is a comedy about the fictitious version of the first family, or president's family. Why I've seen it- Good lead-in at the time combined with free time. Notable People- Jenna Elfman, known mostly as Dharma from Dharma and Greg is the first lady. Pros- It is quite humorous sometimes. It is unique. Cons- It can be uninteresting. There's not much of a reason to stay into it all the time. Recommendation- I liked it. Cancellation Reasons- Not really the type of thing people wanted to watch, I guess. Grade: B-. I'd say buy the DVDs if you care.


 

Flashpoint: Description- The police strategic response unit (SRU) handles tense situations that normally involve hostages. Why I've seen it- It seemed interesting and other people I knew also liked it and wanted to watch it. It has become one of my favorite shows on television. Noteworthiness- It is actually a Canadian show that aired here first on CBS then on ION. Like most Canadian shows that air in the US, it was mostly shown during the summer. Notable People- Amy Jo Johnson, most well known as Kimberly from the original Power Rangers, was a cast member. Enrico Colantoni, from Just Shoot Me and various other shows, was also a cast member. He has a recurring role on Person of Interest, so we might be seeing more of him on that show since he won't be on this anymore. Pros- The drama is very intense and realistic. It is hard to stop watching once you've started with an episode. There is a recurring storyline, but not that much to deter new viewers from watching. Cons- Not all the endings are entirely happy. Recommendation- I think that you should watch it if you can. Cancellation Reasons- I can't say much about the Canadian ratings, but I know that CBS airing it on Fridays during the summer probably helped kill it here. But I guess that in Canada, the people behind the show just wanted to call it quits and move on to other interests in life. Grade: A+. Buy the DVDs if you have money.


 

Guys with Kids: Description- A bunch of male friends and their wives deal with being new parents. Why I've seen it- Good lead-in, recommendation by a friend, and free time. Notable People- Jimmy Fallon, known for his work on SNL and Late Night, helped create the show. Pros- It isn't on the air anymore. Cons- The show is very dumb and pointless. Recommendation- Don't watch it. Cancellation Reasons- Nobody did watch. Grade: D-. Don't buy DVDs.


 

The Job: Description- Different candidates compete for jobs with different companies. Why I've seen it- Nothing good was on. Pros- A show like this doesn't really exist. Cons- It is boring and doesn't really add anything to the television landscape. Recommendation- Don't watch it because it isn't good. Cancellation Reasons- Very low ratings combined with general lack of interest. Grade: F. There won't be DVDs so you can't buy them anyways.


 

Touch: Description- The links that connect those to others are explored quite beautifully in this wonderful show. Why I've seen it- It looked good and I was right. Notable People- Kiefer Sutherland, known as Jack Bauer on 24, is the lead in this show as well. Pros- It is remarkably well-done from the acting to the script. Guest stars are important character too. There's a storyline that keeps people interested in it. Cons- I'm not entirely sure if there's accuracy with the foreign language scenes. It is hard to find a general genre for this show. One wonders how realistic it is. Recommendation- It's a great show and I recommend that everyone watch it. It has become my favorite drama ever. Cancellation Reasons- The second season was noticeably different from the first and some might say of poorer quality. It was delayed until midseason and then aired on Fridays. I'm not sure that it was originally going to be in the schedule in the first place and television is never good to a last minute addition to it. It never really found its place on television and the network didn't like it that much. Grade: A+. Buy the DVDs if you can afford them or hope that someone else gives them to you.


 

Trust us with Your Life: Description- A team of improvisation actors use a celebrity to act out parts of their lives. Why I've seen it- I like this type of comedy and had time to watch it. Notable People- The celebrity guest is usually someone people have heard of. Jonathan Magum, the announcer on Let's Make a Deal was on the show. Wayne Brady, from many different shows was also on it. Fred Willard, known mostly to me as the father of Amy on Everybody Loves Raymond, was the host. There might have been other famous people that I'm forgetting. Pros- Like all comedies of this type, what the actors come up with at the topic of their head is very clever and funny. Cons- The show didn't last that long. Recommendation- I'd say watch it, but you can't. Unless, of course, you did when it was on. Cancellation Reasons- I'm not sure why this was cancelled. It could be because of little to no advertisements that it even existed during the summer. It could also have been to legal problems Fred Willard had at the time. Also, the low episode number that they ordered might have led to its demise. Grade: A. Similar show: Whose Line Is It Anyways?


 

Other cancelled shows


 

Do No Harm (I never saw it, but I heard that this Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde show suffered from historically low ratings, even for NBC. It left the airwaves almost as soon as it got here).


 

Animal Practice (A show that probably had PETA going crazy was about an animal hospital. I don't know if anyone cared enough about it for it to be considered good or bad. I was never interested in it to watch it and I don't think that we are losing anything by its cancellation).


 

90210 (This was a remake of a famous FOX show, only it was on the CW instead of FOX. I don't know why it was made and I guess not enough people were interested to keep this from avoiding cancellation).


 

Gossip Girl (I never saw this, but the promos for it made it look like a dumb and slutty show of sorts. It was based off a book series and even tried to have a spin-off. The ratings must have decreased or something and thus the show was cancelled).


 

Cult (I've seen parts of this show that a local reviewer gave half a star to. I can't really understand what it was about and I'm guessing that nobody else did because they didn't watch it either. Basically, it wasn't worth anyone's time).


 

The Family Tools (The only thing notable about this show was Leah Remini, from The King of Queens and The Talk. I don't really understand what it was about since I never saw it, but it was pretty much dead on arrival. In fact, I don't understand why ABC keeps airing shows as late in their schedule since they normally always fail like that).


 

Zero Hour (I saw one episode of this show and had no idea what it was about. I really don't understand why it would have lasted since nothing about it made any sense).


 

Private Practice (I tired getting into it, but I saw it at the wrong time and promptly lost interest in it. It was a doctor show and spin-off of Grey's Anatomy. Not enough people were into it and it actually lasted longer than it should have. But it got a fitting ending, I think, although I never saw it. It remains in syndication).


 

666 Park Avenue (A devilish drama starring Terry O'Quinn was called by many to be dumb. I never saw it, so I hope that they were right. Hurricane Sandy didn't help this show's chances since the set was destroyed during the storm. That helped bring in the end).


 

The Mob Doctor (Seriously, I think that if you read the title of that show again, you can understand why it was so lame and got cancelled).


 

Fringe (This was FOX's lowest rated show for many seasons and yet it kept getting renewed for reasons that I'll never understand. If you know why, feel free to comment on this blog so I can understand. With ratings that low all the time, the end of this show was inevitable).


 

Rules of Engagement (I thought that it was cancelled last season, but it wasn't. Chances are that even though it is cancelled, it still might return in the future somehow like it normally does. Or maybe it won't since CBS is airing it as the series finale, something uncommon for most cancelled shows. You can read my previous review of what I thought of this show. It always seemed to fill the gaps the CBS's schedule anyways. The average person could tell that CBS hated this show and only kept it around because they had no good reason to get rid of it. They even considered airing new episodes on Saturday. I guess the role of filling voids in the schedule will go to some other new comedy of some sort. Since the show was always filler anyways, it's hard to say it really deserves to go on, and thus gets cancelled. But at least it's in syndication for the few people that like it).


 

Bachelor Pad (The only thing lamer than the actual Bachelor or Bachelorette is a bunch of contestants from that show doing meaningless crap. It's easy to see why it finally got the cut).


 

America's Most Wanted (A show that was about real criminals must have been too gruesome for viewers. Since the show was never really advertised and mostly aired on Saturdays before it left network television that might explain why nobody was interested anymore).


 

The Anderson Cooper Show (Some talk shows have interesting formats with interesting guests. Others have nothing of interest most of the time. This was the second one and like many lame talk shows, it was boring. Unlike most lame talk shows, it actually managed to get cancelled).


 

Deception (I don't know what this show was about and nobody really cared).


 

The LA Complex (I could never sit through a whole episode of this show, it was that bad. Some might have liked it, but with the lowest rated series premiere in American television history, one can be surprised it lasted as long as it did. I don't know if the record was beaten by Do No Harm or not).


 

Rock Center with Brian Williams (A news show on NBC was mostly lame from the start. The host still has jobs elsewhere on the network, but he has one less way of appearing).


 

Whitney (Some random person online said that the whole cast of this show should be killed off. They got their wish. I never saw it so I don't know how bad everyone thinks it was).


 

Judge Joe Brown (I don't know how this show is different than all the other judge shows. Maybe it is and maybe it isn't. If you are a fan, feel free to make your case in the comments section. All I know is that some contract dispute prevented him from making future seasons. Like I said before, it shouldn't be a problem since there are still a score of other courtroom shows still on the air).


 

The Ricki Lake Show (This was another lame talk show that seemed even dumber than most. That's all I have to say about that).


 

Red Widow (apparently a woman's husband died and she owes a debt to the mob that he had. If that sounded lame to you, that probably explains why it was cancelled).


 

Cancellation Reasons: bad ratings (Made in Jersey, Do No Harm, The Jeff Probst Show, 30 Rock, Last Resort, Partners, Emily Owens MD, The Anderson Cooper Show, Bachelor Pad, Animal Practice, Deception, Go On, The Ricki Lake Show, Guys with Kids, Smash, Whitney, The Mob Doctor, CSI: New York, Golden Boy, Rules of Engagement, Vegas, Futurama, 666 Park Avenue, Body of Proof, Trust Us With Your Life, Family Tools, Happy Endings, Rock Center, Malibu Country, Red Widow, Zero Hour, Private Practice, Touch, Ben and Kate, Fringe, The Job, The LA Complex, Cult, Gossip Girl, and 90210), bad reviews (Animal Practice, Guys with Kids, Partners Rules of Engagement, Vegas, Family Tools, How to Live With Your Parents, Last Resort, Malibu Country, Cult), ruined by advertisements (Animal Practice, Do No Harm, The Ricki Lake Show, Guys with Kids, The New Normal, Whitney, The Office, Made in Jersey, Partners, Rules of Engagement, 666 Park Avenue, Family Tools, How to Live With Your Parents, Ben and Kate, The Anderson Cooper Show, Bachelor Pad, Gossip Girl, The Job, 90210), never advertised (1600 Penn, Go On, The LA Complex, Smash, Up All Night, Golden Boy, Rules of Engagement, Vegas, Trust Us With Your Life, Family Tools, Happy Endings, Malibu Country, Red Widow, The Job, Zero Hour, The Anderson Cooper Show, Fringe, Bachelor Pad, Cult, America's Most Wanted), bad title (Deception, Do No Harm, Go On, The Mob Doctor, Guys with Kids, The New Normal, Smash, Golden Boy Made in Jersey, Partners, 666 Pak Avenue, Trust Us With Your Life, Family Tools, How to Live With Your Parents, Last Resort, Red Widow, Zero Hour, Touch, Fringe, Bachelor Pad, cult, Gossip Girl, The Job), barely existed (Deception, Do No Harm, Golden Boy, The Mob Doctor, Made in Jersey, Partners, Trust Us With Your Life, Family Tools, Happy Endings, Rock Center, How to Live With Your Parents, The LA Complex, Last Resort, Red Widow, Zero Hour, Ben and Kate, Bachelor Pad, The Job), bad timeslot (Go On, The New Normal, Smash, Whitney, 1600 Penn, CSI: New York, Made in Jersey, Vegas, Trust Us With Your Life, Happy Endings, Rock Center, Malibu Country, Zero Hour, Touch, Fringe, Bachelor Pad, Cult, 90210), hated by network (Smash, Up All Night, Trust Us With Your Life, Happy Endings, Rock Center, Touch, Ben and Kate, Fringe, Bachelor Pad, Cult, The Job), crappy show (The Ricki Lake Show, Guys with Kids, The New Normal, The Office, Golden Boy, Partners, Rules of Engagment, Vegas, Rock Center, How to Live with Your Parents, Last Resort, The Anderson Cooper Show, The LA Complex, Ben and Kate, The Mob Doctor, Fringe, Bachelor Pad, Cult, Gossip Girl, 90210, The Job), retooled (Smash, Up All Night, The Office, Body of Proof, The Anderson Cooper Show, Private Practice, Touch), uninteresting (Judge Joe Brown Animal Practice, The Ricki Lake Show, Guys with Kids, The New Normal, Whitney, The Office, Golden Boy, Made in Jersey, Partners, Rules of Engagement, Vegas, 666 Park Avenue, The LA Complex, Family Tools, Rock Center, How to Live with Your Parents, Last Resort, Malibu Country, Red Widow, Zero Hour, The Anderson Cooper Show, Ben and Kate, Fringe, Bachelor Pad, Cult, Gossip Girl, 90210, The Job, The Mob Doctor), reality (Judge Joe Brown, The Ricki Lake Show, The Jeff Probst Show, Trust Us with Your Life, Rock Center, The Anderson Cooper Show, Bachelor Pad, America's Most Wanted, The Job), summer (Trust Us With Your Life), Fridays (Made in Jersey, Rock Center, The LA Complex, Happy Endings, Touch, Fringe, Cult, The Job), midseason replacement (1600 Penn, Deception, Do No Harm, Smash, Whitney, Golden Boy, Rules of Engagement, Body of Proof, Family Tools, Red Widow, Zero Hour, Touch, Bachelor Pad, The LA Complex, Cult, The Job, How to Live with Your Parents), dead on arrival (Do No Harm, Smash, Trust us with Your Life, Family Tools, How to Live with Your Parents, Last Resort, The LA Complex, Red Widow, Zero Hour, Cult, The Job), bad lead-in (1600 Penn, Happy Endings, Rock Center, Zero Hour, Fringe, Touch, The Job), competition (Go On, The New Normal, Vegas, 666 Park Avenue, Body of Proof, Family Tools, Last Resort, Zero Hour, Private Practice, Emily Owens MD, 90210, The Job, The Mob Doctor), low network budget (Smash, Body of Proof, Last Resort, The LA Complex, Private Practice), left on its own term or wasn't cancelled (Judge Joe Brown, The Office, 30 Rock, Private Practice, Gossip Girl, 90210)


 

List of all cancelled shows: 1600 Penn, Judge Joe Brown, Animal Practice, Deception, Do No Harm, Go On, The Ricki Lake Show, Guys with Kids, The New Normal, Smash, The Jeff Probst Show, Up All Night, Whitney, The Office, 30 Rock, CSI: New York, Golden Boy, Made in Jersey, Partners, Rules of Engagement, Vegas, Futurama, 666 Park Avenue, Body of Proof, Trust Us With Your Life, Family Tools, Happy Endings, Rock Center with Brian Williams, How To Live With Your Parents (for the Rest of Your Life), Last Resort, Malibu Country, Red Widow, Zero Hour, Private Practice, The Anderson Cooper Show, Touch, Ben and Kate, Fringe, Bachelor Pad, Cult, Emily Owens M.D., Gossip Girl, 90210, America's Most Wanted, The Job, The Mob Doctor, The LA Complex. Sorry if I forgot any.


 

Shows in Limbo


 

Limbo is a horrible place for a show to be in. It is hard to tell what the fate of a show here is. Is it cancelled? Will it air? What happened? When I say that a show is in limbo, it means that it isn't airing, it isn't cancelled, and we have no clue as to what actually happened with it.


 

Friend Me on CBS: This was supposed to be a comedy airing on the network at some point. As of the last week of May, there have been no signs that it will air at all. While it is unusual for a show to be cancelled before it airs the first time, it has happened before to a lot of shows. Wikipedia even has a list of them, if you're interested. Why hasn't it aired? The creator of the show committed suicide, and thus it would be hard to sell something like this as a sitcom. It's not on the schedule for next season and if it doesn't air this summer, it looks like it won't air at all. Proof of the network's refusal to air it could be seen earlier this year when Partners, a crappy show, lasted longer than it should have and was followed by a bunch of random reruns in the spot that it should have aired. I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw it. I just wonder why a blank spot of half an hour is better than this. Unless the name has been changed to Friends with Better Lives, we have no idea what happened to it


 

The Cleveland Show on FOX: The show is no longer producing any new episodes. It has not been cancelled nor has it been renewed. It is probably in the same situation Family Guy was when it was cancelled the first time. Another whole season could be made before it is cancelled officially. Maybe they'll still be new episodes in the future, but once again, we have no idea for sure. It probably is cancelled, but I don't know for sure.


 

Golden Huckleberry Awards (for the worst TV shows)


 

2012-2013


 

Worst cliffhanger resolution (no nominees)

Worst ending to a TV series (no nominees)

Worst acting (2 Broke Girls, Ben and Kate, Mike and Molly)

Worst writing (The Office, Partners, Criminal Minds)

Worst plot (The Office, 2 Broke Girls, Glee)

The good riddance award (The Office, The Job, Partners)

Why do people care award (American Dad, The Office, Arrested Development, The Cleveland Show, America's Funniest Home Videos, The Vampire Diaries, Criminal Minds)

Worst idea for a show (Oh Sit, The Job, Criminal Minds)

Biggest waste of time (The Vampire Diaries, American Idol, American Dad, Glee)

Most forgettable (Ben and Kate, Partners, Last Resort)

Bonehead decision of the season (The Job, Do No Harm, The LA Complex)

Worst pilot (Last Resort)

Worst drama show (The LA Complex, Criminal Minds, The Mob Doctor)

Worst comedy show (The Office, 2 Broke Girls, Partners Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23)

Worst new show (Animal Practice, The New Normal, Guys with Kids, Partners, Vegas, The Mob Doctor)

Why is it still on award (Glee, 2 Broke Girls, America's Funniest Home Videos)

Most overrated show (American Idol, The Vampire Diaries, The Office, 2 Broke Girls, Glee)

Weakest Characters (2 Broke Girls, Last Resort, The Office)

Worst Reason to Cancel a Good Show (Vegas)

Why was it created award (The Job, Ben and Kate, Partners, Last Resort)

What were they thinking award (The Job)

Why do people like it award (The Office, The Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl, 2 Broke Girls Wipeout, America's Funniest Home Videos, American Idol, Criminal Minds)

Jumped the shark award (The Simpsons)

What's it about award (Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23, Ben and Kate, Last Resort, The Job, Partners)

Worst show on FOX (Ben and Kate, The Cleveland Show, Glee, American Idol, American Dad)

Worst show on ABC (Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23, America's Funniest Home Videos, The Bachelor)

Worst show on CBS (Vegas, Partners, 2 Broke Girls, Rules of Engagement, The Job)

Worst show on NBC (The New Normal, Guys with Kids, The Office)

Worst show on the CW (The Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl, The LA Complex, Oh Sit)

Worst show on every other network (Jerry Shore, The Real Housewives, Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Worst syndicated show (The Jerry Springer Show, The Ricki Lake Show, Maury, The Bill Cunningham Show)

Worst show on television (nominees to come)


 

Sliver Globes Award 2012 Winners and Best Show on Television Nominees


 

Best new show (Touch), Best one season show (Emily Owens MD), Best cancelled or ending show (Missing), Most screwed show (Breaking In), Best theme song (NCIS), Best idea for a show (Primetime: What Would You Do?), Best series premiere (Missing), Best series finale (Rob), Best cliffhanger ending (NCIS), Best cliffhanger resolution (NCIS), Best cast (The Big Bang Theory), Best writers (Touch), Best editing (Survivor), Most interesting show (Primetime: What Would You Do?), Best music in a show (Family Guy), Time well spent award (Primetime: What Would You Do?), Most memorable (Touch), Most underrated TV show (Touch), Best retooling of a show (no nominees), Why was it a midseason replacement award (Touch), Best comedy-drama (Emily Owens MD), Groundbreaking show (Touch), Best show on CBS (The Big Bang Theory), Best show on ABC (Primetime: What Would You Do?), Best show on the CW (Emily Owens MD), Best show on NBC (Parenthood), Best show on FOX (Touch), Best PBS special (no nominees), Best show on any other network (Futurama), Best syndicated show (The Jeff Probst Show)


 

Best show on television (The Big Bang Theory, Primetime: What Would You Do?, Emily Owens MD, Parenthood, Touch, Futurama, The Jeff Probst Show)

Monday, April 29, 2013

Random Post

So I've been writing a personal document regarding dead actors affects on the TV shows that they were on. I've decided to include it in my post today. Also, I will be talking soon about the winners of the Sliver Globe Awards plus information on cancelled shows this season. I won't do it yet. But I hope that you enjoy my random ramblings in this random post and John Ritter as Paul Hennessy on the TV show 8 Simple Rules. I've given that show an A+. Hopefully, this posts well. I could give a more definite review of the show later. I also don't know if I will do this with Survivor contestants or not, but if I do, that would be on my Survivor blog and not here. Besides, only one of them has died so far. Anyways, I hope that you enjoy this post.

Dead Actors Affect on Show


 

John Ritter as Paul Hennessey on 8 Simple Rules


 

31 Episodes


 

Season 1


 

Pilot


 

This is the first appearance of Paul Hennessey. We look at his relationships with his kids. He favors the boy, Rory, and takes special care of his two daughters. He's taking more responsibility in the house so his wife can go back to work. He is not a cool father, at least, not to his two daughters. He works at a newspaper and is a writer. He is now a columnist instead of sports writer of the month. He is an ineffective father. He is the main character of the show. He is seen as overprotective. He doesn't like his daughter's boyfriend. He can be a good father sometimes. He will work at it in the future. No one paid him any value. That's all he needed. He is full of pride and doesn't know it. He shouldn't be full of pride. He is too carefree. He doesn't see the value in others. Kerry Says, "I don't call you man with ax in head (link to Trick or Treehouse)."
He is concerned about what is right, at the sacrifice of others. No one was concerned with why he acted this way. Don't tempt me. You got to let me in sometimes. A smile that can stop my heart. He did this for the right reasons. This is a bad place. They've changed.


 

Wall of Shame


 

Do the right things for the right reasons. He would get up for a plague. I'm a man, not a miracle worker. At least I said it. I'll care even more when the game's over. See, I do listen. He daughters think that he's a bad father. He doesn't know what the right thing to do is. Rory knows how to use Paul to his advantage. He seems more concerned, at first, about sports than raising his own kids. He doesn't listen to his children that much. He winds up on the wall of shame by the end of the episode. He also never cared about the game in the end. So he didn't get what he wanted in the end, but at least he did the right thing and cared about his children.


 

Bridget's First Job


 

No can be a good thing. Fiscal responsibility is the point of the episode. Jobs don't grow on trees. How can you blame tops and pants for the downfall of society? It's worth being lonely if it means being a good dad. He didn't realize that his daughter could be a success, but he is proud of her. But he is right that Bridget does not know the right thing to do sometimes.


 

Wings


 

The episode revolves around Bridget getting a driver's license. Kate says, "I can see why Paul we need milk can be hard to understand." That's a link to Goodbye. There is also a subplot revolving around Kerry's art work. Do you really think that you can get through life on looks alone? Paul doesn't like his child driving the car. Ironic statement by Kate: "There's nothing wrong with your heart, Paul." He was being mean at to Bridget. He needs to learn how to let go.


 

Son-in-Law


 

The plot revolves around Bridget breaking up with Kyle over a dream and Kerry dating for the first time. He is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. He is used by his daughter who knows a famous sports player. His daughter really does know how to play him. But he gets what he wants in the end and there's no way to control him all the time.


 

Cheerleader


 

The plot revolves around an opening in the cheerleading squad. Paul was once a yell captain (like a cheerleader), but his own wife didn't know. Kerry gets the place, but Bridget was the one who wanted it. He doesn't read parenting books, but only cares about them not having sex. He thinks that Kerry is the smart person and shouldn't be the cheerleader in the house, even though he was once the same thing.


 

Trick or Treehouse


 

This is a Halloween episode revolving around a Halloween tradition at the Hennessy house. There is an ironic statement about Paul in regards to the Ouija Board; I have it on good authority that Paul Hennessy is not dead. No one wants to sleep in the treehouse this time. People don't seem to like Paul and his crazy traditions. This will be their last time in the treehouse. The family will remember their last Halloween together for the rest of their lives. This and the pilot are the only two episodes to mention any of the 8 Simple Rules.


 

By the Book


 

The plot revolves around Paul trying a parenting book on his kids. Paul is once again accused of being a bad father, this time the worst father. His tactics are caught, but they soon discover that they could use it against him. In the end, it doesn't matter that his kids hate him.


 

Two Boys for Every Girl


 

The plot of this episode revolves around Bridget having two boyfriends at once. The family thinks that family gatherings are punishments. Paul likes to put the fear of God into any and all of his daughter's boyfriends. Paul thinks that honesty in the best policy and tries to fix his mistakes when things go wrong.


 

Give It Up


 

The plot of this episode involves a contest revolving around who would get to choose the location of the vacation in the future. In the end, no one really succeeds in their mission. Paul wants to make his family better. In the end, he gets his way. Definitely not one of their better episodes


 

Paul Meets His Match


 

In the Thanksgiving episode of the first season, Paul meets another overprotective father who is now his boss. His name is Nick Sharpe (first appearance) and is played by a familiar actor. He is considered a psycho dad because he is too overprotective and when he meets someone just like him, he doesn't think that he is being fair. In the end, Paul becomes more open to the boyfriends of his daughters. Kate's parents are mentioned, but are not seen on camera. That wouldn't happen until Goodbye when the actors who play them are cast.


 

All I Want for Christmas


 

This episode is a Christmas episode, of course. Paul is bad at giving gifts to his family. His daughter Kerry is trying to adopt a dog and that is the main point of the episode is on pet adoption. When it airs on television, it ends with a public service announcement. Paul wants to help his daughter with adopting dogs. There is also a subplot with his wife performing a solo at church on Christmas Eve. She sings well. The dog in this episode is never seen again, but is supposedly a part of the Hennessy family now. It is pretty good, even though it isn't Christmas.


 

Rory's got a Girlfriend


 

This episode involves the double standard. Why are there rules for dating the daughters, but not the son? Paul isn't involved much in the plot of this episode. Supposedly a statistic: 33% of kids are sexually active by the time they are freshman in high school. Paul is bad at math. Rory is as bad with the women as Paul was at his age. That's pretty much it.


 

Career Choices


 

The episode revolves around the future of Kerry and Bridget. Paul tries to promote Kerry's artwork at the school and probably crosses the line. Paul learns that he can't always be the best person and that the previous generation isn't always as smart. This episode is yet another example of how he isn't the best father.


 

Kerry's Big Adventure


 

This is a Kerry centric episode where Paul's influence is getting her to be less gloomy. He's also bad at keeping secrets.


 

Come and Knock on Our Door


 

This episode features homage to John Ritter's old show, Three's Company and a cameo by Don Knotts at the end of the episode. Paul is concerned that Kyle is now dating both of his daughters at once and doesn't know how to fix the situation. This is yet another example of Paul hating Kyle. That's because he kissed Kerry in the previous episode. The phrase "tears of a clown" is confused with "sexual healing." This episode makes fun of the premise of Three's Company.


 

Drummer Boy Part 1


 

Paul isn't the focus of this episode as much as Bridget is. Paul once again plays the overprotective father with potential boyfriends. This time, the man in question is a tutor to help her with learning a new musical instrument.


 

Drummer Boy Part 2


 

In this episode, it sort of continues the storyline from the previous episode. Paul still isn't the focus of the episode. He really doesn't know how to handle situations with boyfriends or potential boyfriends.


 

Cool Parent


 

Paul is considered a loser to his kids. He fell asleep at a party and became a hero to the kids. But in the end, he gave it up to do what's right.


 

Every Picture Tells a Story


 

Paul is given an opportunity to write a book for Carter Tibbits, a legendary racecar driver that is probably fictitious. He screws up the deal with a joke when his son took him seriously. But in the end, he does get to write the book as referenced in future episodes. But what becomes of it is unknown due to Paul eventual death.


 

Kerry's Video


 

Paul wants to help Kerry with a video. He also accidently breaks Bridget's nose when they are playing tennis. In the end, everything turns out okay.


 

Good Moms Gone Wild


 

Paul learns more about what his wife did during sophomore year of college when they were broken up. He is not the focus of the episode.


 

Career Woman


 

Paul wants to teach his son to not have a monkey. He also wants his wife to have a bigger job as a nurse. This episode is a good example of male/female relationships and could be a good example of something to show under the sexism part of an ethics class. Paul doesn't do much in this episode. The monkey is never seen again after this episode.


 

Queen Bees and King Bees


 

This episode focuses on the mean girl relationships in high schools and how they expand to Paul's life.


 

Bake Sale


 

One of my favorite episodes, Bridget is given a sack of flour to raise a baby for a health class assignment. Paul isn't the main focus of the episode. They treat the sack as a real baby but they end up using it for baking materials.


 

The Doyle Wedding


 

The whole family doesn't like the Doyle's and wants out of going to their wedding. But they end up going and they have a good time. Paul is as much a focus as the rest of the family.


 

Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman Part 1


 

Paul is writing Carl Tibbits's book. It is not known what becomes of it after his death. This episode isn't much of a Paul episode. It isn't really a two part episode. Bridget continues her relationship with Donny Doyle and Kate's sister comes to visit after her husband leaves her.


 

Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman Part 2


 

This is the first episode of the series that I ever saw. Paul wants to find out the mystery of a pregnancy test that he's found. At the end of the episode, it turns out that it's his wife's. The episode ends on sort of a cliffhanger that it resolved in the next episode.


 

Season 2


 

The first three episodes this season was filmed before John Ritter's death, but first aired after his death. That makes them the most valuable episodes this season with Paul Hennessy in them. They were introduced by Katey Sagal when they first aired. Also, The Hot List, YMCA and The Drug Dog, which would have had Paul in them, would live in future episodes.


 

Premiere


 

This episode continues the possible pregnancy of Kate's storyline from the last episode. I don't know why they were produced out of order and this was the third filmed and the first aired. Words from Bridget to her dad, "You don't deserve milk." That is a link to Goodbye. Paul looks different than he should which could show signs of John Ritter's impending sudden death. This episode does present a great what if moment. Kate could have still been pregnant and Paul could have still died. Although, he really was never supposed to anyways.


 

Sex Ed


 

I originally didn't like this episode because it was focused upon sex so much. I have since come to appreciate the episode. Not quite sure what to say except that Paul is bad at explaining sex to his kids and goes crazy sometimes.


 

Donny Goes AWOL


 

This is Paul Hennessy's last appearance on the show. Paul isn't as much the focus as Bridget is. Paul tries to get Bridget to do the right thing regarding the two boyfriends that she has. In the end, he succeeds. The last words spoken by Paul Hennessy as said by John Ritter, "Alright, I hope everybody read my column." That would become important in the next episode.


 

Goodbye


 

This is the most important appearance of Paul Hennessy. It's the episode where he no longer appears, but life goes on anyways, as it normally does when someone dies. It begins with a part of The Hot List, what would have been the fourth episode of season 2 had John Ritter not died. Although the death of Paul Hennessy is never directly stated and the reason for his death isn't either, we know that he is dead now and will never appear again. The family showed typical reactions with Rory getting mad at his dad and upset over what has happened, Kate wondering why God would plan this in her life, Bridget not liking how things ended between her dad when he died, and Kerry not understanding what happened. Life goes on, even though the main person had died. This is quite possibly the saddest episode of a sitcom in television history. But of course, I've lost my own father.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Sliver Globes Award 2012 Nominees and more


 

Best new show (Missing, Touch, Emily Owens MD)


 

Best one season show (Missing, Awake, Emily Owens MD)


 

Best cancelled or ending show (Missing, Emily Owens MD, Awake)


 

Most screwed show (Breaking In)


 

Best theme song (Touch, NCIS, Family Guy)


 

Best idea for a show (Primetime: What Would You Do?, Touch, The Big Bang Theory)


 

Best series premiere (Missing)


 

Best series finale (Rob)


 

Best cliffhanger ending (NCIS)


 

Best cliffhanger resolution (NCIS)


 

Best cast (Saturday Night Live, The Talk, The Big Bang Theory)


 

Best writers (Touch, How I Met Your Mother, The Late Late Show)


 

Best editing (Survivor)


 

Most interesting show (Primetime: What Would You Do?)


 

Best music in a show (Family Guy)


 

Time well spent award (Primetime: What Would You Do?)


 

Most memorable (Touch, Primetime: What Would You Do?, Saturday Night Live)


 

Most underrated TV show (Rob, Blue Bloods, Happy Endings, The Middle, The Talk, The Late Late Show, Emily Owens MD, Go On, Parenthood, Grimm, Touch)


 

Why was it a midseason replacement award (Touch, Awake, Missing)


 

Best comedy-drama (NCIS, Emily Owens MD, NCIS: Los Angeles)


 

Groundbreaking show (Touch)


 

Best show on CBS (Survivor, NCIS, The Talk, The Big Bang Theory)


 

Best show on ABC (Castle, Missing, Primetime: What Would You Do?)


 

Best show on the CW (Emily Owens MD)


 

Best show on NBC (Law and Order: SVU, Parenthood, Saturday Night Live, Awake)


 

Best show on FOX (Touch, Family Guy, Bones)


 

Best show on any other network (Flashpoint, Futurama, The Closer)


 

Best syndicated show (The Jeff Probst Show, Live, The Ellen DeGeneres Show)


 

Best show on television (TBA)


 

Christmas Commercials


 

In 2012 the official count of Christmas commercials before Halloween was 27. The official number of commercials before the official Christmas season started on the Sunday after Thanksgiving is the number 200.


 

Sorry that I haven't posted any information regarding Tuesday or Thursday on television. I'm not sure when I will be able to do that. I hope to do it soon. At some point

Monday, November 12, 2012

Thoughts on New Shows: Fall 2012

Sorry that this blog has been updated in a while. But I thought that you might enjoy the reviews of the new shows I've seen so far this season.

Thoughts on New Shows


 

Revolution: This NBC drama airs at 9:00 Central on Mondays. In it, a world has existed for fifteen years where electricity (supposedly) no longer exists anymore. A band of survivors try to make their way in this new world with what remains of the old one. It has already received a full season order, so the network has some faith in it. I think that it is an interesting concept that I'm surprised no one has come up with yet. So I think that it is worth your time. Grade: A-.


 

Partners: This show that airs on CBS at 7:30 Central is a comedy. If I understand this correctly, it has two roommates, once gay and one straight, as well as the people they are romantically involved with. It is by the creators of Will and Grace, which I've barely seen. This show is kind of interesting, but based on the episode I saw, it was very lame. It might not exist in a day where homosexuality wasn't as accepted as it sort of is today. It has its moments and isn't that bad. But I wouldn't give it that good a score either. In fact, I never would have watched it if it didn't have a good lead-in program. But since it did, I decided to watch it. Grade: C+


 

Ben and Kate: This show that airs on FOX at 7:30 Central is about a brother and sister in a strange blended family. It seemed both poorly written and poorly acted. I don't even quite know what it is about, but I would probably never watch it again. Grade: F.


 

Go On: This NBC comedy that airs on Tuesdays at 8:00 Central is about a man played by Matthew Perry who joins a support group dealing with loss in life. It is actually quite humorous given its rather grim concept. I think that this show is good. Grade: B+.


 

Vegas: This CBS drama on Tuesdays at 9 Central is about a famous sheriff from Las Vegas. It is a historical drama with period crimes, outfits, and anything else. When I saw it, I didn't understand how it was the most watched new drama. To me, it seemed dull. They could have easily made this a present day drama without having to have all the constant changes that they have to make in order to make it seem like the past. I was unimpressed. If I knew who these people were, then maybe I would like it. But I have no reason to tune into this in the future. Grade: D.


 

Emily Owens MD: A quirky new CW show about a neurotic doctor that is a mixture of both comedy and drama. The main part of this show is that even though high school is over, it can continue in your new job. I think it is great for everyone who hates school. I also think that it has a great place on a network that normally goes under the radar and may be the first medical drama that I could stay into all the time. So it will probably get cancelled since it is too good. But since CW shows can get away with low ratings, it has a better chance than others. Grade: A+.


 

The Neighbors: This is a comedy about aliens living in human form on earth and going through culture shock. It airs on ABC at 7:30. The concept isn't original (Similar shows are Mork and Mindy or 3rd Rock from the Sun, neither of which I have seen), but the show does have its moments. I don't think that it is bad and it would only air on a network known for its strange comedies. I don't know if it will last or not, but I think that it is good enough to stay. Grade: C.


 

Arrow: The CW drama is about the comic book character Green Arrow. I have never read any of those stories, so I don't know if it is accurate or not to the source material. What I saw made it seem interesting enough and this network does need another hit. Grade: B.


 

Last Resort: This ABC drama at 7:00 Central is about treason and how it affects the country they were from and the country they turn to for help. After watching the first episode, it was hard to tell what the overall plot was or where they were going with this. It seemed overall dull and a waste of time. I will probably never watch it again as it moves too slowly to made sense or gather a following. In fact, it seems like ABC only would have created this show so that the set from Lost wouldn't be wasted and they could do more shows with it. Grade: F.


 

Elementary: This CBS drama that airs at 9:00 Central is another look at the Sherlock Holmes franchise. Watson is female for some odd reason. But the show, although Americanizing a British hit (which almost never works out for anyone), is probably a bigger hit than most people would think. Hopefully, it will work in the end and last a long time as I wouldn't mind watching it every week. How it will attract non Sherlock Holmes fans will take a while to see and there are already many classic Holmes fans who probably already hate what's been done to the show, such as turning Watson female. But I see it lasting a long time. Grade: A.


 

Made in Jersey: Never saw an episode and it got cancelled, the first of the season. Any fans of the show are probably upset, but any hashtags were used to promote it no longer are used. It might be burned out in the summer on Saturdays in primetime where the show will never be promoted or watched, but at least there is a hope for some of it to air. At least other new CBS shows get a chance to be a success, as most midseason replacements are normally dead on arrival on this network. That's why Undercover Boss is such a hit. See CBS curse, an earlier blog post on more information about why it failed. Grade: none


 

How twitter is changing television


 

How often have you been watching a show and seen a strange mark that's advertising the show? Like, when you are watching The Mentalist and you see this: #thementalist. Well, TV is changing and everyone knows it. If you have a twitter like I do (@IamAdamDecker) than you may have seen these strange marks known as hashtags. Everyone on television is starting to use them. The official accounts of each network create the tags in order to see what people are talking about. These tags can be subjected to bashing and thus clog up all the official feeds. And shows can get cancelled as well as tags only existing for one specific episode. But these feeds are used in order to help promote the shows and get people talking about anything online. It appears that twitter has become the next useless thing that everyone goes to like wikipedia already is. But I hope that you enjoy the useless conversation, provided you have an account. It might be worth your time. Sorry this isn't a more in-depth blog post. But I'm sure that news and people like it have already written better stories about it. I'm still hoping that local TV critics in my area are writing articles about it. They can do a much better job about it than I'm doing right now. If you want to hire me as a critic, I'm available. I don't have anything better to do with my life. Send me a tweet sometime. I might be open, depending on if you're a real person or not. There are a lot of frauds out there on the web. You might even think that this account is fake. But I blog about whatever and figure that somebody would read it and like it.


 

Also, I have a blog about the reality show Survivor. You can find it through a google search.