Well, it comes time for me to
once again speculate on what I think the TV season will be like next season. As
the title of this post implies, it is a fantasy schedule of speculation. This
is not something that is official by any means. There are probably some shows
that I won’t mention for one reason or another. I do wonder what all I’ll get
right. Will any of my predictions end up happening? We’ll see. Remember that
these are predictions only and not what will actually happen, although a lot of
these could wind up happening. It’s possible after all.
There are some shows that I
probably won’t be mentioning because they haven’t premiered yet. Consider me
wrong on any of those. Also, I will refer to the upcoming summer schedule on TV
instead of the summer schedule for the next year since that is too far off into
the future. I know I put summer shows with the previous TV season sometimes,
but I won’t do that in my fantasy schedules again. Also, time is in Central
Standard Time as that’s the way I roll. If you want Eastern Time, then add an
hour. I’m tired of having to subtract an hour from my normal TV schedule.
What’s interesting is that
what I think might have been wrong going into the new schedule with my
predictions ended up being right after all. Like the Elementary move to Sundays
at 10/9 Central ended up happening after all. And Brooklyn Nine-Nine ended up
moving to the exact time slot on Tuesday that I had it at when it originally
started the season on Sundays.
ABC
Sunday- 6:00- America’s
Funniest Home Videos, 7:00- Once Upon a Time, 8:00- NEW DOOMED SHOW, 9:00- Quantico
Monday- 7:00- Dancing with the
Stars, 9:00- NEW SHOW
Tuesday- 7:00- Fresh off the
Boat, 7:30- The Real O’Neals, 8:00- NEW COMEDY, 8:30- NEW COMEDY, 9:00-
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesday- 7:00- The Middle,
7:30- The Goldbergs, 8:00- Modern Family, 8:30- Black-ish, 9:00- NEW SHOW
Thursday- 7:00- Grey’s
Anatomy, 8:00- Scandal, 9:00- How to Get Away with Murder
Friday- 7:00- Last Man
Standing, 7:30- Dr. Ken, 8:00- Shark Tank, 9:00- 20/20
Midseason- The Great Christmas
Light Fight, The Great Holiday Baking Show, The Bachelor, American Crime, Repeat
after Me, Beyond the Tank, TERRIBLE COMEDY, MORE ACCEPTABLE COMEDY, MARVEL
RELATED DRAMA, REALITY SHOW THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT, ANOTHER DRAMA
Summer- The Bachelorette, Mistresses,
The $100,000 Pyramid, 500 Questions, BattleBots, Celebrity Family Feud, To Tell
the Truth, REALITY SHOW, DRAMA, Secret and Lies, LAME BACHLOR SPIN-OFF,
Primetime: What Would You Do?
Cancelled- Nashville, Marvel’s
Agent Carter, Galavant, In an Instant, Boston EMS, Blood and Oil, Of Kings and
Prophets, The Family, The Muppets, Uncle Buck, Rookie Blue, Castle, Save My
Life: Boston Trauma, Bachelor in Paradise, Wicked City, The Whispers, Extreme
Weight Loss
Explanations- ABC has too many
comedies, possibly way more than they need. That is why you’ll see me
predicting another hour of comedy for them with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. moving
back an hour. I have no idea what to predict with their summer schedule as was
surprised that as much was renewed as was. I could easily be wrong about a lot
of the summer predictions, but they tend to not care about most of those shows
and nearly everything they have is obscure and never comes back for future
seasons. I don’t see them changing a lot of things so I’m going to say this is
probably right, although I could also be wrong about any number of things.
CBS
Sunday: 6:00- 60 Minutes, 7:00-
Madam Secretary, 8:00- NCIS: Los Angeles, 9:00- Elementary
Monday: 7:00- Mom, 7:30- NEW
COMEDY, 8:00- Scorpion, 9:00- CSI: ST. LOUIS
Tuesday: 7:00- NCIS, 8:00-
NCIS: New Orleans, 9:00- Limitless
Wednesday: 7:00- Survivor, 8:00-
Criminal Minds, 9:00- Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders
Thursday: 7:00- The Big Bang
Theory, 7:30- NEW COMEDY, 8:00- Life in Pieces, 8:30- The Odd Couple, 9:00- NEW
SHOW
Friday: 7:00- The Amazing
Race, 8:00- Supergirl, 9:00- Blue Bloods
Midseason- 2 Broke Girls,
Undercover Boss, Hawaii Five-0, PROBABLE DRAMA FAILURE, ANOTHER DRAMA, NEW
COMEDY
Summer- Zoo, Big Brother,
BRAIN DEAD, AMERICAN GOTHIC
Cancelled- CSI: Cyber, The
Good Wife, Mike and Molly, Code Black, Rush Hour, The Briefcase, Under the
Dome, Extant, Person of Interest
Explanations- I have no idea
what to say relating to Thursday Night Football as I’m not even sure they are
doing it again this year. I also have no idea how to predict what they would do
with it in the off chance that that it is back next season. A lot of CBS shows
will get renewed and I think that most of them will stay at their current time
slots. The comedies will be interesting especially considering how an existing
one will probably be put on the midseason schedule. It will probably be 2 Broke
Girls that is at midseason, like it almost was this season as The Big Bang
Theory is too popular still to delay the premiere and the other comedies are
too new for it to make sense. Of course, networks don’t always make moves that
make sense. Last season’s missing comedy time slot lead to more comedies than
they had room for this season so they might make more regular comedies this
upcoming season. I might be wrong with the dramas, especially considering what could
at midseason. There have been at least one drama at midseason in the past
season and the current one. With Hawaii Five-0 constantly drawing lower than
needed ratings, it will probably be delayed until midseason and it might be its
last one. I don’t know what else it could be that gets delayed until midseason
except for the usual Undercover Boss. This network is becoming harder to
predict in newer seasons.
CW
Sunday- no primetime
programming (although they might bring it back since they have more shows than
time slots)
Monday- 7:00- NEW SHOW, 8:00-
Jane the Virgin
Tuesday- 7:00- The Flash,
8:00- NEW SHOW
Wednesday- 7:00- Arrow, 8:00-
Supernatural
Thursday- 7:00- Legends of
Tomorrow, 8:00- NEW SHOW
Friday- 7:00- The Vampire
Diaries, 8:00- The Originals
Midseason- iZombie, The 100,
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, SHORT LIVED SHOW THAT PREMIERES TOO LATE
Summer- Beauty and the Beast
(final season), VERY CRAPPY COMEDY, ALSO CRAPPY REALITY SHOW, Penn and Teller:
Fool Us, Masters of Illusion, Whose Line is it Anyways?
Cancelled- Significant Mother,
Cedric’s Barber Battle, A Wicked Offer, America’s Next Top Model (moved to
VH1), Beauty and the Beast, Containment, Dates, most, of not all, of the new
summer programming this year of 2016, Whose Line is it Anyways?
Explanations- I am probably
overpredicting the amount of new stuff not airing during the summer on the CW.
That could wind up being the only part of the season that ends up with
cancellations in the future. Why do I say that? What they air on the CW during
the summer that isn’t reruns tends to be mostly crap for as long as I remember
it. I doubt that they would even make these cancellations official but I just
don’t see A Wicked Offer, Cedric’s Barber Battle, or Significant Mother making
a season two. I’m surprised they lasted as long as they did, especially the
last one. It’s easy for me to see Containment as not lasting long as most shows
are renewed on the CW and I don’t see there being any room for it on the
schedule. I’m not sure what to point out about the CW, just that they must have
too low of ratings in general that they can’t even afford to get rid of their
lowest rated shows and don’t want to piss off what few fans they have.
FOX
Sundays- 6:00- The Last Man on
Earth, 6:30- Bob’s Burgers, 7:00- The Simpsons, 7:30- NEW ANIMATED COMEDY,
8:00- Family Guy, 8:30- FAILURE FROM FAMILY GUY WRITERS
Mondays- 7:00- Gotham, 8:00-
Lucifer
Tuesdays- 7:00- New Girl,
7:30- Grandfathered, 8:00- Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 8:30- NEW LIVE ACTION COMEDY
Wednesdays- 7:00- Rosewood,
8:00- Empire
Thursdays- 7:00- Scream
Queens, 8:00- IRRELEVANT DRAMA
Fridays- 7:00- MasterChef
Junior, 8:00- Bones (final season)
Midseason- World’s Funniest
Fails, Hell’s Kitchen, SUPERNATURAL DRAMA, SOME TYPE OF COMEDY, MasterChef,
MORE SHOWS THAN NECESSARY
Summer- Wayward Pines, MasterChef,
Houdini and Doyle, Hotel Hell, Coupled, Prison Break, Home Free, 24, So You
Think You Can Dance?, NEW SHIT, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
Cancelled- Cooper Barrett’s
Guide to Surviving Life, Bordertown, Minority Report, Golan the Insatiable, American
Grit, The Grinder, Sleepy Hollow, Second Chance, Bullseye, Knock Knock Live,
Boom!
Explanations- I tend to be a
pessimist person in life and tend to have most bubble shows listed as canceled.
In fact, that’s something you will probably see about most network schedules of
mine. Anyways, FOX is incredibly hard to predict now that they do scheduling
similar to cable channels, something that actually lead to a ratings collapse
for them. They tend to not care that much about their Friday schedules so that
is where I see them putting the final season of Bones. There’s a number of
things that I could be wrong about, although I think that most of the
cancellations and renewals will be right. I can’t predict what new shows will
be airing so I won’t make anything too bold. I just know that I probably don’t
have nearly enough new shows for this network to be right and won’t even bother
guessing what amount they might have.
NBC
Sunday- ignored until
midseason
Monday- 7:00- The Voice, 9:00-
Blindspot
Tuesday- 7:00- Superstore,
7:30- NEW COMEDY, 8:00- Chicago Med, 9:00- Chicago Fire
Wednesday- 7:00- NEW DRAMA,
8:00- Law and Order: SVU, 9:00- Chicago PD
Thursday- 7:00- DRAMA FAILURE,
8:00- The Blacklist, 9:00- Shades of Blue
Fridays- 7:00- CRAPPY REALITY
SHOW, 8:00- Grimm, 9:00- Dateline
Midseason- CHICAGO LAW,
Celebrity Apprentice, The Biggest Loser, Hollywood Game Night, Caught on Camera,
The Carmichael Show, LAME COMEDY, POSSIBLY INTERESTING DRAMA
Summer- America Ninja Warrior,
America’s Got Talent, Aquarius, I Can Do That, EMERALD CITY, The Night Shift, REALITY
SHOWS, CRAPPY COMEDIES, DRAMA
Cancelled- The Island, You,
Me, and the Apocalypse, The Player, Truth Be Told, Running Wild, Mr. Robinson,
Get out Alive, Heroes Reborn, The Mysteries of Laura, Heartbeat, Telenovela,
Undateable, The Night Shift, Crowded, Heartbeat, Emerald City
Explanations- While a lot of
this article is jokes based on the past and network demographics, if my
information is correct, there actually will be a Chicago Law in the future. In
the meantime, a lot of what I’m writing will probably happen. It does seem
weird that the network once known for having the most popular comedies now has
almost no comedies at all. I don’t see them changing that any time soon. I
could be wrong about when the Celebrity Apprentice appears. Since they weren’t
able to have it this season, they might want it back sooner than usual so it
could appear in the fall. However, I think that for now it will probably still
be a midseason show as usual. We’ll see if it gets cancelled after next season
or not. This network seems to be the strangest out of all of them, so I don’t
really know what else there is to say about it.
What you think will stay:
Madam Secretary, 60 Minutes, 48 Hours, Rosewood, Grandfathered, Gotham, Lucifer,
The 100, The Originals, Legends of Tomorrow, Jane the Virgin, 2 Broke Girls,
Undercover Boss, Supergirl, Blue Bloods, The Big Bang Theory, Scandal, The
Great Holiday Baking Show, The Great Christmas Light Fight, Shark Tank, Beyond
the Tank, How to Get Away with Murder, Grey’s Anatomy, The Goldbergs,
Black-ish, Modern Family, The Middle, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Real O’Neals,
Dancing with the Stars, America’s Funniest Home Videos, Once Upon a Time,
Quantico, Life in Pieces, The Odd Couple, Criminal Minds, Scorpion, Elementary,
Madam Secretary, Family Guy, America’s Next Top Model (moved to VH1), The
Simpsons, Bob’s Burgers, iZombie, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Reign, The Vampire
Diaries, Supernatural, The Flash, 20/20, Dateline, Big Brother, Hawaii Five-0,
Grimm, Shades of Blue, The Blacklist, Arrow, The Originals, NCIS, NCIS: Los
Angeles, So You Think You Can Dance?, NCIS: New Orleans, Gotham, Survivor, The
Amazing Race, Chicago Fire, Chicago PD, Chicago Med, World’s Funniest Fails,
Hell’s Kitchen, MasterChef, MasterChef Junior, Limitless, The Last Man on
Earth, Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders, Empire, Scream Queens, Hollywood Game
Night, The Carmichael Show, The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Apprentice, Superstore,
The Voice, Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Blindspot,
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?, Law and Order: SVU, Caught on Camera, Bones,
New Girl, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Primetime: What Would You Do?
What you think will go: The Good
Wife, CSI: Cyber, Bordertown, The Mysteries of Laura, Significant Mother, Golan
the Insatiable, The Grinder, Bullseye, Knock Knock Live, Boom!, A Wicked Offer,
Cedric’s Barber Battle, Code Black, Under the Dome, The Night Shift, Extant,
The Player, Minority Report, Beauty and the Beast, The Muppets, Angel from
Hell, Cooper Barrett’s Guide to Surviving Life, Blood and Oil, Second Chance,
American Grit, The Island, You, Me, and the Apocalypse, Truth Be Told, Running
Wild, Mr. Robinson, Get out Alive, Heroes Reborn, Heartbeat, Telenovela,
Undateable, Crowded, Emerald City, The Briefcase, The Astronaut’s Wives Club, Of
Kings and Prophets, In an Instant, Boston EMS, The Family, Uncle Buck, Rookie
Blue, Save My Life: Boston Trauma, Bachelor in Paradise, Wicked City, Extreme
Weight Loss, Castle, Mike and Molly, Dates, Person of Interest, Galavant, The
Whispers, Sleepy Hollow, Rush Hour, Containment, Whose Line is it Anyways?
No decision: Houdini and
Doyle, The X-Files, Game of Silence, The Catch, any summer series not listed as
cancelled, any other series not mentioned
Well, here we are at the end
of this fantasy schedule of mine. I’m trying to make this as close to what I
think will happen and not necessarily what I want to happen, otherwise
different shows mentioned as cancelled and renewed would be different. I hope
that I didn’t publish this too soon before the next season starts, but I didn’t
know of a better time that it would work out. Now just wait until the next blog
post to see just how long it takes to publish sometime next month. Better
finish writing it! You will see it on April 21st at the absolute
latest, but I’m not even sure yet when I’ll be back with my next post.